There’s already a laundry list of reasons I can’t stand the Kardashians (celebrity statuses based on sex tapes, apparent lack of anything resembling talent, pole dancing classes for 12 year old siblings, unlimited acceses to Brody Jenner) – but now, there’s a new and unexpected item to add: Kim K is ripping me off.
At the recent party to celebrate their in-no-way-contrived-and-absolutley-guaranteed-to-last engagement, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Kardashian brought in what Ke$ha and I have only dreamt of: GLITTER. COVERED. PONIES. As in - small, whimsical animals, sprinkled with sparkles, wearing flowery leis to boot. Now I’m not saying she directly took this idea from me; up until this moment I had never even realized glitter ponies were an option. But obviously if glitter ponies ARE a feasible option, and Ke$ha has not already claimed them, I’m pretty sure I should be the one to have them escorted into one of my parties. (This is backed up by the slightly overwhelming number of people who made the statement”I saw the glitter ponies and thought of you!”) Not only have I missed out on this opportunity but I’m now forced to come up with something even bigger, better and more sparkly. Thanks a lot Kim.
On an unrelated note, anyone know approximately how much glitter would be needed to cover a private jet?
Kris Humphries Kardashian shows that clearly the only thing to wear while displaying your glitter ponies is a man cardigan
